Are You Normal??

As human being we are considered completely normal if

• Believing that dreams are impossible.
• Believing in everything they tell about who are your “enemies”.
• Trying to be financially successful instead of seeking happiness.
• Ridiculing those who seek happiness instead of money by calling them “people with no ambition”.
• Always running for achieving something which you don't need at all. 
• Comparing objects like cars, houses and clothes, and defining life according to these comparisons instead of really trying to find out the true reason for being alive.
• Thinking that parents are always right.
• Following people who are in our family working at some big company.
• Keeping away our younger siblings from taking risk and problems in life.
• Working from nine in the morning to five in the evening at something that does not give us the least pleasure, so that we can retire after 30 years.
• Retiring only to discover that we have no more energy to enjoy life, and then dying of boredom after a few years.
• Saying nasty things about our neighbours.
• Getting married, having children and staying together even though the love has gone, claiming that it’s for the sake of the children (who do not seem to be listening to the constant arguments).
• Criticizing everybody who tries to be different.
• Waking up with a hysterical alarm-clock at the bedside.
• Wearing a piece of collared cloth wrapped around the neck, known by the pompous name “necktie”.
• Talking about the nation, its problems, even talking about people whom we don't even know. Even though they don't even know us too.
• Having news of everything but don't know anything about the self.
• Never asking direct questions, even though the other person understands what you want to know.
• Keeping a smile on your face when you really want to cry. And feeling sorry for those who show their own feelings.
• Thinking that art is worth a fortune, or that it is worth absolutely nothing.
• Always despising what was easily gained, because the “necessary sacrifice”.
• Following fashion, even though it all looks ridiculous and uncomfortable.
• Being convinced that all the famous people have tons of money.
• Investing a lot in exterior beauty and paying little attention to interior beauty.
• Using all possible means to show that even though you are a normal person, you are infinitely superior to other human beings.
• In any kind of public transport, never looking straight into the eyes of the other passengers, as this may be taken for attempting to seduce them.
• Never laughing out loud in a restaurant, no matter how funny the story is.
• As you grow older, thinking you are the wisest man in the world, even though not always do you have enough life experience to know what is wrong.
• Going to a charity event and thinking that it is enough to put an end to all the social inequalities in the world.
• Eating three times a day, even when not hungry.
• Believing that the others are always better at everything: they are better-looking, more resourceful, richer and more intelligent. Since it’s very risky to venture beyond your own limits, it’s better to do nothing.
• Using the car as a way to feel powerful and in control of the world.
• Thinking that everything your child does wrong is the fault of the company he or she is keeping.
• Marrying the first person who offers a position in society. Love can wait.
• Always saying “I don’t have time”, even though you are busy in all wrong things.
• Putting off doing the most interesting things in life until you no longer have the strength to do them.
• Avoiding depression with massive daily doses of television programs and social media.
• Believing that it is possible to be sure of everything you have won.
• Blaming the government for everything bad that happens.
• Being convinced that being a good, decent and respectful person means that the others will find you weak, vulnerable and easy to manipulate.
• Being convinced that aggressiveness and discourtesy in treating others are signs of a powerful personality.
• And finally, thinking that your religion is the sole proprietor of the absolute truth, the most important, the best, and that the other human beings in this immense planet who believe in any other manifestation of God are condemned to the fires of hell.

This is how our society works and if you want to break the rules, You will be called abnormal. Now it's only our choice of being normal or abnormal. Although I read this somewhere but i want to share this with my readers so i posted it. 

                                                     

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